January 2011
Watchpascaledebom:
hogwarts-express:
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO cant not reblog this.
INSTANT
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
friend application...lol (FOR POOPS AND GIGGLES)
Name: Katie Price ;)
Gender: female Short/Tall: awesome Virgin? some things are better left unsaid. Hair colour: blonde/red Eye colour: blue Age: 17 (in 3 months :P) Weight: 10 1/2 stone.. Sexual Orientation: straight Favourite TV Show: MISFITS BITCHES, AND SCRUBS!! urrggghh JD.. Favourite Movie: Not sure tbh.. Do you smoke and/or drink? Yes, and only socially Drugs? nope never! :D ...
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
While walking with your friends...
… Cool boys and their friends
… Cool girls and their friends
… You and your friends
That awkward moment when your friends are talking...
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
danny-whoresnop:
lmaogtfo:
Benefits of being short; for a girl.
iwontdiedefeated:
affectedrainbow:
ohitslilyy:
Trying to find a boy taller than you is not hard at all.
Wearing high heels won’t make you look super gigantic.
Short girls are cute.
Kissing someone who’s taller is cute when you have to stand on your toes.
Closer to the ground.
Hide and seek is easier for you than tall people.
Short people usually run faster.
I like being short.
I...
That Moment When You're Drifting Off To Sleep &...
sex:
booyouhoar:
THE KICK
INCEPTION
Shows I can remember watching as a kid:
ninetailedfox:
ceezycunt:
areyou-real:
Cow and Chicken
Ed, Edd & Eddy
Dexter’s Lab
Johnny Bravo
Powerpuff Girls
PB&J Otter
Bear in the Big Blue House
As Told By Ginger
Madeline
Rolie Polie Olie
Tom and Jerry
Courage the Cowardly Dog
THEY ARE LEGENDS (:
I'm afraid of 13 out of 69 common fears →
takeeachdayasitcomes:
Cross out the things you’re afraid of and put you’re score at the top.
the dark
staying single forever
being a parent
giving birth
being myself in front of others
open spaces
closed spaces
heights
dogs
birds
fish
spiders
flowers or other plants
being touched
fire
deep water
snakes
silk
the ocean
failure
success
thunder/lightning
...
Reblog if you know who's cap is this.
mariala:
When people stare
If it’s a cutie I’m trying not to be like:
If it’s a little kid I’m like:
If it’s a pedo dude at the library or something;
if it’s my dog begging for food I’m like:
If it’s a friend I’m really tight with, it’s usually like;
If it’s my friend that I’m not tight with it’s like;
But most of the time, when it’s a random stranger, it’s just like;
